Coco Roco
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at September 18, 05:48 PM
OH GOD! Why didnt i listen. All the Peruvians I know told me to avoid this place. I caved in. Tried it. It was even worse than bad Chinese Take Out. Cold food. Long waits. Soggy everything. Things that were supposed to be hard were soft... And things that were supposed to be soft- LIKE THE CHICKEN- were hard and gristly! EWWW! I want to vomit.
The V-Spot
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at September 18, 05:45 PM
I absolutely love this place. The funny thing Is i am not even vegetarian. I have never found anything to be bland. Their little chicken nuggets are out of this world.
Long Tan
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at September 18, 05:44 PM
GA-ROSSSS!!! and the service has been bad and snooty and nasty the few times I have endured this monstrosity of a restaurant.
Pita Hut
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at September 18, 05:38 PM
Can't say I've tried anything but the FALAFEL SANDWICH!I LOVE the falafel sandwich. It is my favorite falafel sandwich in the city.I have eaten dozens of them! If they weren't so tasty, I would probably go and try the food... but you know what. THEY ARE SO WHY BOTHER EATING ANYTHING BUT FALAFEL SANDWICH!?
Joe's Pizza
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at September 18, 05:34 PM
They have THE BEST PIZZA IN THE SLOPE. Sweet crust. Fresh tasting sauce, consistent malleability and texture and always evenly cooked. These guys are PIZZA PROS. Always the same crew. and they've delivered pizzas to my door at 5:30 AM. Now WHO ELSE CAN CLAIM THAT!?!!without a doubt. I am very fond of the brick oven peppinos, and I always love reliable ol princess... I still don't get what all the fuss is about @ Lennys... their deep fried calzones is always the ONLY reason I still eat there.
Kiku
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at September 18, 05:28 PM
I've gone to Kiku a bunch lately. I am broke and they are cheap.And they have been impressing me a little more each time. the pan fried spring rolls with Duck and soft shell crab were fabulous! Someone sway me...
Daisy's Diner
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at September 18, 05:25 PM
There's nothing finer than finding a fine diner. Daisys is tops. Their Portobello Cheeseburgers (mozarella) are amazing. Devil's Mufaletta is big sloppy and great, and GET THIS they have great red sauce. At a diner!! Ive had everything from seafood rigatoni, to ravioli, to spaghetti and meatballs and it's always astounding at how damn good they do everything up. There's a new diner across the street, I never see anyone in there... certainly you will never see me there. Another Plus. they deliver 24 hours, NO MINIMUM!
Los Pollitos II
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at September 18, 05:22 PM
Granted, I have not been here in a while, but the chicken is off the hook. I remember having a platter of MEAT. Shrimp skewers. Lamb, ribs- all sizzling and perfectly spiced. Reminded me of meals in the city where I spent twice as much. They gave us free shots of tequila when we left.
Chocolate Room
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at September 18, 05:20 PM
I was addicted to the chocolate cupcakes for a while. My friend and I stopped in at 11 am and no one was there. The lady at the counter asked us if we wanted them on napkins or in plastic containers. We opted for the napkins and I sat down, when she told me "the tables are for wait service and food" Excuse me? I said, "are you telling me I can't sit here" and she said "no... but..."whatever! Later for you bitch!
Thai Sky
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at March 22, 02:39 AM
A dog will eat his vomit, throw it up again, and then try to repeat himself.
I however, will not.
Bar Minnow
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at March 22, 02:28 AM
I did love it. this place isn't there anymore. it's some burger join- I would say "it's ok"
it was kinda overpriced... but really. who updates this thing??
I want to review Chimu. It's the best peruvian food I EVER ate (and it's in williamsburg)
Lemon Grass Grill
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at March 22, 02:22 AM
I ate there once and was disappointed with everyrthing. Even if it was all free I would be unhappy.
My Italian Mother cooks better thai food than these guys.
Tamari
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at March 21, 05:43 PM
I stumbled into here once after hocking all my old crappy clothes to Beacons Closet. I went with my X so naturally we had to get drunk. 8 rounds of sake later we decided sushi was in order and it was not bad at all. Our waitress was new so she was still sweet and had not yet turned into the cold-hearted coke-addled bitch park slope has grown to be accostumed to in the wait-service dept. B
Cocotte
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at March 21, 05:11 PM
been the once I liked it, better than moutarde - especially for the price. A bit pretentious but that comes with the territory.
Song
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at March 21, 05:08 PM
I have a "three strikes and you're out" rule with restaurants. They struck out. Which is sad because the first two meals there were pretty good... it was the consecutive three that had me saying "NEVER AGAIN!"
Beet
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at March 21, 05:06 PM
I have tried every thai place on 5th and 7th. This is the best one. Enjoy!
Nothing unusual on the menu. Nothing bad.
Star of India
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at March 21, 05:03 PM
I must say, I am not a huge fan of Indian food but I know good grub when I eat it and this was overpriced and awful. My roomate ate it and it made him sick as a dog, vomiting over the side of the bed and all... of course the rest of us were sick too but you know.... Star of India=Needle
roomate=camel's broken back
Purity Diner
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at March 21, 05:01 PM
Nothing was bad but it was a little overpriced for the usual fanfare. I'd suggest going to Daisy's on 5th
or even Jack's on 5th... for cheaper diner food that's a bit above the cut.
Union Hall
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at March 21, 04:58 PM
the Fake books are as nice as the people who work/frequent there.
Blue Ribbon Sushi
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at March 21, 04:54 PM
best sushi in brooklyn. Without a doubt.
Bring your boyfriend/girlfriend's wallet.
Mezcals
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at March 21, 04:53 PM
please just go to rachels. bleh. this is not even food.
Bonnie's Grill
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at March 21, 04:52 PM
The workers are disgruntled and look like they came from St. Marks sounds- however, it is all ok because they listen to an eclectic mix of mod rock and glam from the 60s and 70s. I have never gone in and NOT heard bowie and eno. Thats nice.
the food-
GREAT WINGS. SUPER SPICY
catfish burgers are awesome
and my roomate says "the best burgers he has ever ate"
cool. go. now.
remember-
the really
good places don't deliver!
Rachel's Taqueria
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at March 21, 04:49 PM
Generous portions. Great food. Nice price.
Nuff said. The best Mexican Food IN THE WORLD!
(and yes, i've been to Mexico)
Beso
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at March 21, 04:47 PM
BRUNCH REVIE:
\\the Best Brunch I have ever had- since I havent gone back yet, I feel inclined to explicate:fried yucca hash browns. YUMMY YUM YUM IN MY TUMMY TUM TUM YUKKA YUKKA YUKKA!
A nice Asian kid who KNOWS how to make a friggin Mojito! AWESOME!
Salmon poached eggs with some kind of tangy sweet hollandaise chili sauce. Not to be F'ukked with!
I don't even remember the appetizers but everything was moderately priced and cheap.
I had to wait 20 minutes for a table.
my company had steak and omlettes, being the vulture that I am I tried everything by everyone and I must say nothing was even so-so- GREAT food.
Two Boots
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at March 21, 04:41 PM
their food and their seafood pizza is off the hook. It's small and crowded though so for a sit down experience you may want to venture to the ones in the city. That being said, take-out by all means. the little shrimps and andoule on the pizza is scrumtrulescent!
Moutarde
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at March 21, 04:32 PM
THe Mustards are GREAT! Their escargots appetizer is the best I have ever had anywhere... however their entrees leave much to be desired.
If you go, stick to the appetizers. The service is nice though. Props to that.
points for atmosphere too.
I had the misfortune of eating ther bland undercooked risotto not once but twice!
Aunt Suzie
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at March 21, 04:29 PM
My fave! The term you get what you pay for does not apply here. the FOod is SO cheap AND they give you huge portions.that is not an instant good review, granted, but everything is so tasty. Can't go wrong with the eggplant parmagiana, their cream sauce over rigatoni, fresh scallops and shrimp is amazing, and even their sampler - eggplant, meatballs and sausage, is well worth the price.
Indulge- conch, vegetable lasagna, whatever the fresh fish
special of the day is...
Stay away from - the tortollini, ravioli, soggy-over garlicky bread.
Chip Shop
Reviewed by Sharpster7
at March 21, 04:24 PM
This place used to rock. I ate here almost monthly for a few years, but it has been on a steady decline... even with the outlaw of Trans Fats- (their food no longer MAKES me sick) it still makes me sick.
the fish is often cold soggy and/or undercooked and even the balls of fried mac and cheese don't rock hard like they used to. Their deserts have always sucked and well, I am sad to rag on such an inventive place but their service usually sucks too. I am sure there is a better fish and chips place in the slope. Let me know!
Catfish burgers at Bonnies Grill are SOLID!